DIZentary
Name: DIZentary
Positions Played: Haven’t played yet- Wherever they can put me…
Committees: Community Relations
Number: 7801
Skating Level? Level Two
Started Skating: July 2011
What makes you hardcore derby? I fall down a lot.
What makes you a classy dame? I went to visit London and France before I even wore underpants. And I like to play Balderdash.
What is your job/career outside of derby? I’m a nurse and sometimes I drive ambulances around town
Do you have any pets? I used to have a hamster, Squidgy Mcjellybones…. may she rest in peace.
Who is your biggest inspiration? Alex Mack
What is your life motto? Just keep schwimmin’
Do you have any secret/special talents? yes
What has been your favorite derby moment so far? Watching the first roller derby event I have ever seen at the Main Street Arena and learning what it actually is.
What is the one thing you can’t live without? my calculator watch… and my family and friends
What is your favorite food? sushi/ nutella , preferably not together
What is your favorite movie? Back to the Future
Who is your Derby Big Sister? Werefox
Sometimes life gives you as good as you give it. Sometimes you win the girl and sometimes you end up with the horse’s head in your bed, like in the godfather. The key is to never mess with the family. Good luck on not falling down too hard.