NUMBER: 31

Bashin’ Robbin

Dishing out 31 flavors of pain

Positions

Blocker

Committees

Nerd Herd, Community Relations

Skating Level

Level 2

Started Skating

May 2011

What makes you hardcore derby? Nothing makes me happier than a well-timed and well-placed J block

What makes you a classy dame? I wear underwear to practice?

What is your job/career outside of derby? I collaborate with software engineers, interface designers, and project managers to build some magic software! (http://jamanetwork.com)

Who is your Derby Wife? eVaden Xploit

Who is your biggest inspiration? My teammate Short Stir-up! She knows how to do anything. There is no “can’t” in her vocabulary. She rides, trains, and owns horses, scuba dives, engineers software, drives a big truck that she expertly packs with bout-day gear, and can operate some serious machinery.

What is your life motto? “There are no good girls gone wrong—just bad girls found out.” — Mae West

Do you have any secret/special talents? I am a wild mushroom hunter. I like to identify mushrooms and eat the edible ones. Here are some I’ve found, just to name a few: chicken of the woods, black trumpet, beefsteak, hen of the woods, morel (!), bolete (have to be careful with this one), and red chanterelles.

What has been your favorite derby moment so far? Being told that my hits have “knocked the wind” out of some people

What is your favorite food? OYSTERS!
or sushi
or tex-mex
or mex-mex
this is hard.

Who is your Derby Big Sister? Crashiopeia

Who is(are) your Derby Little Sister(s)? I share Buffalo Wild Thing as my derby lil bro with Le Bruise, Tammy Mae-Hem