NUMBER: 316

Sound a Whip Makes

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Skating Level

Level 2

Started Skating

March 2017

What makes you hardcore derby? I love to brag about all of my derby injuries.

What makes you a classy dame? I carry my gear in a sleek, vintage suitcase.

What is your job/career outside of derby? I’m a librarian/archivist for the feds.

Do you have any secret/special talents? I’m double jointed in my thumbs, elbows, and knees.

What has been your favorite derby moment so far? Hula-hooping while skating during practice.

What is the one thing you can’t live without? Podcasts.

What is your favorite food? Cake. A whole one. Just for me.

Do you have any kids/pets? One very toothless and very fat tuxedo cat.

Who is your derby wife? No one yet, but I’m keeping an open heart.

Who is your biggest inspiration? My mom for staying true to her own brand of weird.

What is your life motto? Stay sexy. Don’t get murdered.

What are 3 words to describe you? Spastic, knobby, weird

What is your favorite movie? Purple Rain

Who is your derby big sister?