PositionsPivot, Blocker, Jammer, Announcer
CommitteesCoaching, Team Managment
Skating LevelLevel 2
Started SkatingJune 2010
What makes you hardcore derby? It’s very nearly all I do with my life.
What makes you a classy dame? I try to respect everyone I meet.
What is your job/career outside of derby? Student
Do you have any kids/pets? Bustipher Jones, who is not skin and bones; in fact he’s remarkably fat. He’s also super cuddly and needy.
Who is your Derby Wife? None
Who is your biggest inspiration? The Gotham All-Stars
What is your life motto? I wonder what that person is thinking?
Do you have any secret/special talents? You bet
What has been your favorite derby moment so far? Division II Playoffs in Lansing, MI., where we won our first 3 games of 2016 and closed down the after party.
What are 3 words to describe you? Enthusiastic, compassionate, dedicated.
What is the one thing you can’t live without? My wife, Gemmatron.
What is your favorite food? I don’t really have one
What is your favorite movie? Sherlock Holmes
Who is your Derby Big Sister? Miller-Miller, Revenga D’Nerd
Who is(are) your Derby Little Sister(s)? Punkin Spice, Le Corbruisier, Midwest Mess, Boom Shake the Room