NUMBER: 3.14

Apple Clobber

Sweet as pie. She’ll butter you up and batter you down.


Pivot, Blocker, Jammer



Skating Level

Level 2

Started Skating

September 2009

What makes you hardcore derby? Taking care of 2 kids by day, and a derby girl by night.

What is your job/career outside of derby? Freelance Graphic Designer

Do you have any kids/pets? 2 kids – Keaton and Ada Dog – Brianne

Who is your Derby Wife? Jane SkEyre

Derby Big Sister – River Styx Phoenix
Derby Little Sisters – Wabi Sabi Cyborg, Honey Nut Fury o’s

What has been your favorite derby moment so far? Participating in the 2015 WFTDA Playoffs

What is your favorite food? Cheese, Chocolate