CommitteesNerd Herd, Community Relations
Skating LevelLevel 2
Started SkatingMay 2011
What makes you hardcore derby? Nothing makes me happier than a well-timed and well-placed J block
What makes you a classy dame? I wear underwear to practice?
What is your job/career outside of derby? I collaborate with software engineers, interface designers, and project managers to build some magic software! (http://jamanetwork.com)
Who is your Derby Wife? eVaden Xploit
Who is your biggest inspiration? My teammate Short Stir-up! She knows how to do anything. There is no “can’t” in her vocabulary. She rides, trains, and owns horses, scuba dives, engineers software, drives a big truck that she expertly packs with bout-day gear, and can operate some serious machinery.
What is your life motto? “There are no good girls gone wrong—just bad girls found out.” — Mae West
Do you have any secret/special talents? I am a wild mushroom hunter. I like to identify mushrooms and eat the edible ones. Here are some I’ve found, just to name a few: chicken of the woods, black trumpet, beefsteak, hen of the woods, morel (!), bolete (have to be careful with this one), and red chanterelles.
What has been your favorite derby moment so far? Being told that my hits have “knocked the wind” out of some people
What is your favorite food? OYSTERS!
this is hard.
Who is your Derby Big Sister? Crashiopeia
Who is(are) your Derby Little Sister(s)? I share Buffalo Wild Thing as my derby lil bro with Le Bruise, Tammy Mae-Hem