Claire and Present Danger!

She’s got you jumping off the track.





Skating Level

Level 2

Started Skating

March 2010

What makes you hardcore derby? My total commitment to my bout-planning spreadsheets.

What makes you a classy dame? My skirt made of danger tape.

What is your job/career outside of derby? Computer Science Grad Student

Who is your Derby Wife? Crashiopeia

Do you have any secret/special talents? I make a kickass boeuf bourguignon, and I know how to ballroom dance.

What has been your favorite derby moment so far? Having my derby wife propose to me in front of a bar full of strangers.

What is the one thing you can’t live without? My insulin pump. Oh yes, I went there.

What is your favorite food? Bacon

Who is your Derby Big Sister? SparKills