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ClockRoach

Positions

NSO, Referee - Game History

Skating Level

Level 1

Started Skating

February 2012

What makes you hardcore derby? I have the entire rulebook tattooed on the insides of my eyelids in very, very small print. It’s actually too small to read and I can’t fit reading glasses between my eyeballs and my eyelids. I’m kind of rethinking that decision.

What makes you a classy dame? Just look at that hat!

What is your job/career outside of derby? I’m a geophysicist, which means I travel around the country and the world looking for bombs.

Do you have any secret/special talents? I have an uncanny ability to always know what time it is.

What is your favorite food? Beer and cookies.

What is your favorite movie? Depending on my mood, either Blade Runner, Princess Bride, or Iron Giant.

Who is(are) your Derby Little Sister(s)? I’m a lone derby orphan, just like Batman.