Forty Ounce Bounce

Ruiner of lives; Mother of Sleigh Rides


Pivot, Blocker, Jammer, NSO


Community Relations

Skating Level

Level Two

Started Skating

October 2009

Do you have any kids? If so, tell me more! A 5 year old boy named Kellar with the mini derby name of One Ounce Bounce ’cause he used to be a chunky little thing.

Who is your Derby Wife? Norah P. Neffrin #91 of the Denver Roller Dolls & Magic Spell #X0 (retired)

What is your life motto? Crazily enough, it’s a silly movie quote: “60% of the time it works every time!” As ridiculous as it sounds, it’s actually pretty true. I mean, nothing is ever going to be 100% every single time, no matter how hard you try. It’s a reminder to myself that I’m only human and to not take loss so seriously.

What is the one thing you can’t live without? I don’t go anywhere without my Kindle Fire. It stays in my purse at all times. No exceptions.

What is your favorite food? Oh Jeez!! What ISN’T my favorite food? Can beer be a food? If it can, then yes, beer. If not, then…everything else including anything Ethiopian.

What is your favorite movie? I like weird stuff in weird combinations so the top three that I could watch at any point are…Virgin Suicides, Predators (the new one with A. Brodie), and Scott Pilgrim Versus the World.

Who is your Derby Big Sister? crISIS!

Who is(are) your Derby Little Sister(s)?  I currently don’t have a little sister at CDD, however, I am currently working on a Booty Blocking Apprentice in Midwest Mess 😉