Forty Ounce Bounce

Ruiner of lives; Mother of Sleigh Rides


Pivot, Blocker, Jammer, NSO


Community Relations

Skating Level

Level Two

Started Skating

October 2009

Do you have any kids? If so, tell me more! A 5 year old boy named Kellar with the mini derby name of One Ounce Bounce ’cause he used to be a chunky little thing.

Who is your Derby Wife? Norah P. Neffrin #91 of the Denver Roller Dolls & Magic Spell #X0 (retired)

What is your life motto? Crazily enough, it’s a silly movie quote: “60% of the time it works every time!” As ridiculous as it sounds, it’s actually pretty true. I mean, nothing is ever going to be 100% every single time, no matter how hard you try. It’s a reminder to myself that I’m only human and to not take loss so seriously.

What is the one thing you can’t live without? I don’t go anywhere without my Kindle Fire. It stays in my purse at all times. No exceptions.

What is your favorite food? Oh Jeez!! What ISN’T my favorite food? Can beer be a food? If it can, then yes, beer. If not, then…everything else including anything Ethiopian.

What is your favorite movie? I like weird stuff in weird combinations so the top three that I could watch at any point are…Virgin Suicides, Predators (the new one with A. Brodie), and Scott Pilgrim Versus the World.

Who is your Derby Big Sister? crISIS!