NUMBER: 1984

Grëtel vön Metäl

She will, she will rock you.

Committees

Productions, Nerd Herd

Skating Level

Level 2

Started Skating

July 2011

What makes you hardcore derby? Umlauts make everything hardcore.

What makes you a classy dame? I can swear in British as well as American

What is your job/career outside of derby? Digital Archivist (which means I preserve old video games (or other computer data) for future research)

Do you have any pets? Zooey vön Metäl (an even tougher cat than his mama!)

Who is your Derby Wife? KamiKashi

Who is your biggest inspiration? Joan Jett…who inspires my second life motto “What Would Joan Jett Do?”

What is your life motto? “Yes, rise up on my wheel if you like, but don’t count it an injury when by the same token you begin to fall, as the rules of the game will require.”

What is your favorite food? Reese’s peanut butter cups. Especially the special holiday shapes (tree, egg, heart, pumpkin) which have a higher peanut butter to chocolate ratio. Extra-especially when they’re frozen.

What is your favorite movie? Rushmore or Hedwig and the Angry Inch…I’m not sure which has the best one-liners.

Who is your Derby Big Sister? MatilDa Molish