Juliette Low Blow

She’ll crush your cookies


merch seller


Productions, Community Relations

Skating Level

Fresh Meat

What is your job/career outside of derby? Besides being a Scout mom, I am trying to get a job in medical coding.

Do you have any kids/pets? Two, Tim is 15 and in high school (and taking drivers ED, KILL ME NOW!) and Sydney who is 12 and in middle school. Two goldfish, Jupiter (red spot on tail) and Mars (red spot on belly).

Do you have any secret/special talents? My best talent is procrastination. I excel greatly at it. Plus taking naps.

What has been your favorite derby moment so far? Skating with the team in the Holiday Heritage Parade. I actually stayed up and never fell, even though there were bricks and depressions along the parade route. I even did that while holding a banner with Crash (I didn’t make her fall either!)

What is your favorite food? Chocolate, Mac and Cheese or barbecue. Or seafood. LOL, I like food.