Kar Fetish

Watch your bumper, she has a nasty case of road rage!


Pivot, Blocker, NSO, Announcer


Coaching/Team Building, Community Relations, Nerd Herd

Skating Level

Level 2

Started Skating

November 2009

What makes you hardcore derby? I take a beating both on and off the track and am back for more as soon as it’s allowed! Come to think of it, the doctors have seemed to notice this trend and I think they’ve lengthened my “recovery time” in accordance with my stubbornness…

What makes you a classy dame? I’m always willing to lend an ear and baked goods to anyone who needs it!

What is your job/career outside of derby? Electrical Engineer; part time Geeks Who Drink Quizmaster; a few other little pick-me-up jobs just for fun… =)

Do you have any kids/pets? gosh, I hope not! Wait, no, I’m pretty sure I’d remember if this happened…safe to say “No.”

Who is your Derby Wife? Research and Destroy

Who is your biggest inspiration? Tesla, Einstein, and Mother Teresa –> combine them for a party!

What is your life motto? Be fun, friendly, enthusiastic, and helpful at all times…and willing to try everything at least once! Don’t assume; find out!

Do you have any secret/special talents? then they wouldn’t be secret anymore…

What has been your favorite derby moment so far? Playing in my first bout and more specifically actually knocking the jammer out during this bout!

What are 3 words to describe you? Humorous, crazy, friendly

What is the one thing you can’t live without? Literally: synthroid. Pretty sure I wouldn’t last long without it.

What is your favorite food? Anything with potatoes.

What is your favorite movie? So hard to choose but “The Man Who Knew to Little” is one of my favorite comedies ever and “Arsenic and Old Lace” is one of my favorite classics.

Who is your Derby Big Sister? Nilla WasteHer

Who is(are) your Derby Little Sister(s)? Hella Hitzgerald, Jane SkEyre, Red Hot Chili Piper, Kiki Nass, Michelle M.