Karma Suture

She’ll leave you in STITCHES!



Skating Level

Level 2

Started Skating

July 2011

What is your job/career outside of derby? I’m an RN and an ex-Navy Nurse. I’m a Veteran of Operation Iraqi Freedom and Operation Enduring Freedom.

Who is your Derby Wife? Jawbr8ker Jess AND CrackHer Jackie! Yes, two- Best wives ever!

What is your life motto? “Don’t sweat the petty things….. and don’t pet the sweaty things!!!” —this has helped me through many dilemmas!! ;D

What is the one thing you can’t live without? The awesome Husband

What is your favorite food? Bacon… with a side of bacon.

What is your favorite movie? Boondock Saints…. or Ace Ventura 2

Who is your Derby Big Sister? MatilDa Molish