PositionsHead NSO - Game History
CommitteesCoaching Collective, Officials, Zebras
Started SkatingJuly 2011
What makes you hardcore derby?
Head NSO stands
Never ending arm flapping
What makes you a classy dame? Clearly, I can wax poetic about most anything.
What is your job/career outside of derby? Fabrication Facilities Manager at the School of Architecture…basically, I’m prepared with power tools and CNC machinery to either fight or to host the robot overlords. I also love making things.
Who is your Derby Wife? Venom Assassin!
Who is your biggest inspiration? Le Corbusier, of course! One of the greatest architects of all time!
What is your life motto? To not sleep, perchance to design.
Do you have any secret/special talents? I can cut things with lasers. On track to 3D print with chocolate…
What has been your favorite derby moment so far? Coming to Fresh Meat and having Danger yell at me, “BEND YOUR KNEES OR I WILL BEND THEM FOR YOU!” and Bruta, not knowing that Danger and I are friends, taking her aside and politely saying, “Danger, we don’t treat the Freshies like that.”
What is your favorite food? Splendora’s Gelato
What is your favorite movie? Chicken Run
Who is your Derby Big Sister? Stone Wallup and Bishop
Who is(are) your Derby Little Sister(s)? Pixie Punch, Buffalo Wild Thing, Sir Cranky