Are you ready for the Machete? Cuz you’re about to get sliced!


Blocker, Jammer


Junior Derby

Skating Level

Level 2

Started Skating

February 2011

What makes you hardcore derby? With a name like Machete how could I not be hardcore? hehe

What is your job/career outside of derby? I am an Activities Director for an Amazing Nursing Facility in Madison, VA.

Do you have any kids/pets? YES!!! One spectacular boy named Chase!

Who is your Derby Wife? Beverage

What is your life motto? Don’t waste today, there might not be tomorrow.

Do you have any secret/special talents? I am actually a sasquatch. It’s true, I would skate in my natural state but then everyone would start complaining about hairballs on the track!

What are 3 words to describe you? Patient :) , Quirky, huggable (like a sasquatch!)

What is the one thing you can’t live without? My family and friends! And of course DERBY!

What is your favorite food? Steak, Lucky Charms and Ranch Dressing…..not all together though.

What is your favorite movie? Across the Universe

Who is your Derby Big Sister? Hella Hitz-Gerald & MatilDa molish