CommitteesCommunity Relations, Nerd Herd
Skating LevelLevel 1
What makes you hardcore derby? If I can’t outskate you, I’ll outsmart you. Just don’t make me shush your @**.
What makes you a classy dame? I always eat my bacon with a fork, and hold my pinky out when I drink a beer. Also, I never ever use my librarian powers for evil (well, almost never…).
What is your job/career outside of derby? Librarian
Do you have any kids/pets? I have a cat, of course. It’s required of all librarians.
Who is your Derby Wife? ladyflash!
Who is your biggest inspiration? Grace Kelly. She actually managed to become a princess when she grew up.
What is your life motto? “Dreams come true, not free” – Stephen Sondheim
Do you have any secret/special talents? I am an expert at: Googling, napping, and being nerdy.
What has been your favorite derby moment so far? Meeting John Waters while wearing my very first pair of false eyelashes.
What are 3 words to describe you? Om nom nom.
What is the one thing you can’t live without? Teh Intarwebs.
What is your favorite food? Bacon. Or coffee. If only they could caffeinate bacon…
What is your favorite movie? Movies schmoovies. My favorite *book* is The Time Traveler’s Wife. Or 1984. Or The Professor and the Madman. Or… oh, heck. There are just too many!
Who is your Derby Big Sister? SparKills