Slamazar Slytherin


Community Relations, Nerds

Skating Level

Fresh Meat

Started Skating

March 2017

What makes you hardcore derby? Dedication. And a bit of stubbornness

What is your job/career outside of derby? Current executive assistant, future math teacher.

Do you have any secret/special talents? Picking the best birthday cards!

What has been your favorite derby moment so far? Making it to the end of practice without falling on my butt.

What is the one thing you can’t live without? Sass.

What is your favorite food? Tofu!

Do you have any kids/pets? Three kids that are actually cats- Theodore, Oliver and Biscuit

Who is your biggest inspiration? April Ludgate from Parks and Recreation

What is your life motto? Always be beeping

What are 3 words to describe you? Gotta go fast.

What is your favorite movie? Aladdin