NUMBER: 7 Mary 4

Spank Puncherella

Bustin’ Butts and serving up beatdowns


Pivot, Blocker, Jammer


Community Relations

Skating Level

Level 2

Started Skating

May 2011

What makes you hardcore derby? Tore up my shoulder first scrimmage and came back for more.

What makes you a classy dame? I have perfect work life balance-I’m a professional, a mom, a wife and I like to wear bootie shorts and fishnets.

What is your job/career outside of derby? Psychologist/neuroscientist

Do you have any kids/pets? 2 beautiful girls and one 130lb puppy!

What is your life motto? A pocketful of experiences is worth more than a house full of possessions.

Do you have any secret/special talents? I can balance a budget.

What has been your favorite derby moment so far? Too soon to say

What are 3 words to describe you? lack of decorum

What is the one thing you can’t live without? My family

What is your favorite food? Foie gras, creme brûlée, and anything French. Really buttery popcorn.

What is your favorite movie? Dumb and Dumber, step brothers, blades of glory, schindler’s list