If you wake up with glitter on your bruises, you know you’ve been hit by SparKills!


Pivot, Blocker, Jammer


Coaching/Team Building, Productions

Skating Level

Level 2

Started Skating

November 2007

What makes you a classy dame? My fake eyelashes!!

What is your job/career outside of derby? Social Worker at Hospice of the Piedmont

Do you have any kids/pets? Used to have Truffle-upagus my potbelly pig!

What has been your favorite derby moment so far? When, as a jammer, I blocked a fellow jammer in front of the pack until Mama and the pack reabsorbed her and I could skate without her!!

Who is(are) your Derby Little Sister(s)? Crashiopeia; Claire and Present Danger; Over Doozy; Hillary Mason