She’s a Stone shot from a cannon to Wallop you down!


Pivot, Blocker, Jammer, Announcer


Coaching Collective, Training

Started Skating

June 2010

What makes you hardcore derby? It’s very nearly all I do with my life.

What makes you a classy dame? I try to respect everyone I meet.

What is your job/career outside of derby? Student

Do you have any kids/pets? Bustipher Jones, who is not skin and bones; in fact he’s remarkably fat. He’s also super cuddly and needy.

Who is your Derby Wife? None

Who is your biggest inspiration? The Gotham All-Stars

What is your life motto? I wonder what that person is thinking?

Do you have any secret/special talents? You bet ;-)

What has been your favorite derby moment so far? Division II Playoffs in Lansing, MI., where we won our first 3 games of 2016 and closed down the after party.

What are 3 words to describe you? Enthusiastic, compassionate, dedicated.

What is the one thing you can’t live without? My wife, Gemmatron.

What is your favorite food? I don’t really have one

What is your favorite movie? Sherlock Holmes

Who is your Derby Big Sister? Miller-Miller, Revenga D’Nerd

Who is(are) your Derby Little Sister(s)? Punkin Spice, Le Corbruisier, Midwest Mess, Boom Shake the Room